127 HOURS

11/22/2010

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inspirational true story + James Franco + inevitable Oscar nod + that Slumdog Director + Castaway + in the desert + a big rock + Wile E Coyote + hand pancake + oops + stuck + between a you know what + and a you know what + ants + crows + no cell phone + camcorder + monologues + flashbacks + dry mouth + limited water + urine + no options + dull knife + homemade tourniquet + dense bone + nerve fibre + cover your eyes + don't pass out + lesson learned + there is always an option + find a way
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SALT

08/07/2010

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Angelina Jolie + enormous lips + Russians + SPIES + really bad blonde wig + lots of jumping + equally bad  black wig + Liev Shreiber + it's pronounced LEE-EV + that awesome black actor from Dirty Pretty Things whose name I won't even try to pronounce + that awesome director who did the Jack Ryan movies + spiders + helicopters + 18-wheel trucks + NON-STOP ACTION + moles + dozens of extremely well-trained secret service agents + who can't beat up one skinny white girl + international intrigue + wimpy American President + lots of running + amazing freeway stunts + a not so amazing elevator stunt + did I mention non-stop action + plot twists + WORTH SEEING
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INCEPTION

07/26/2010

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that Batman guy + Leonardo DiCaprio + the 1984 movie Dreamscape + way more bullets + the kid from Third Rock + confusing plot + that French chick + snowmobiles + a cool British guy + two and a half hours + that Irish guy + the van is still falling + did I mention Dreamscape + edge-of-your-seat-action-packed-thrill-ride + a spinning top + zero gravity fighting + the new Matrix + did the movie end or am I just dreaming + am I the only one who thinks DiCaprio's head is enormous + if they ever make a Family Guy movie he should play Stewie + dream within a dream + within a dream + within in a dream
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